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Jeopardy

from INT. by Nick Witzeman

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So far we’re unfazed. 

“I need a raise,” she says and sips her tea. 

Sofa in the den—

the best place to spend our evenings watching Jeopardy.

I majored in math. 

Went to a Catholic university. 

She minored in math, 

Majored in stats and anthropology. 

An alumna of Columbia, and somehow married to me.

What is the Hapsburg dynasty?

Who is the Widow Barnaby?

What is Joseph Stalin’s 5-year-plan?

Who is the first ruler of Japan?

What is international affairs?

Who cares?

Sill, watch one more game. 

“What is a dame? Who is Edith Wharton?”

She touches my face. 

“You’re a disgrace. What is a mandolin?”

We settle back in. 
Happily, my ignorance is forgiven.

Then, later in bed,

She touches my head and whispers in my ear:

“So, it’s up to you:

Is tonight a true daily double too, dear?”

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from INT., released March 8, 2019

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